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Close Encounters of the Third Kind

We knew Roswell, New Mexico was famous for UFOs and alien sightings but we assumed it would be safe to visit. We saw the UFO Museum and lots of alien-themed merchandise in the stores as expected.



Even McDonald's was getting into the fun.



Then a nice guy dressed in an alien costume invited us out for a soda.



That's when things went horribly wrong. The alien dude abducted us into his spacecraft and things got real fuzzy. I remember being stuck on the ceiling in some alien lunchroom.



Jamie underwent laser zapping and alien examination.



Then the UFO crashed and knocked me unconscious.



When I came to, I jumped on a motorcycle and raced out of town. I still don't know where Jamie is.